I DO work with a bunch of simpletons! (that's the nice way to refer to them :) )

So, today I overheard my boss asking several of the fellows a question. I knew where he was going with the question, so I wasn't paying much attention to him...

Boss "So, I know where chicken wings come from..."

"and I know where drumsticks come from, and chicken breast..."

"but what part of the chicken do they use for "chicken nuggets?"

Yes, it's crude, I know, but my boss likes stuff like that (at least when his wife is not at work :) ). Me? I'm fairly used to it, but it's sooooo boring. I usually finish the jokes for people, since I always know where the conversation is heading (bathroom humor), and they nearly always mess up the punchline. It's a standing "joke" (no pun intended) between one fellow and I (he's a leeetle bit smarter than the average worker...).

I snuck a glance at the nearby coworkers, and they had blank looks. After about 30 seconds, one spoke up "I dunno, don't they use the breast for them?"

*sigh* I sooooo don't belong there.